Divne prdeže za italijansku debelu devojku mirišući njeno veliko prljavo dupe tvojim nosom

No matter how hard I try to eat healthy, avoid fermenting foods, exercise regularly, gas always hits me at the worst times. During an important meeting, a romantic date, an evening with friends... a sudden rumbling, an uncontrollable gurgling, an unpleasant smell that makes me sink with shame. I try to mask the discomfort with a cough, a nervous laugh, an excuse to get away for a moment. But the fear of being discovered, of being judged, of becoming an object of ridicule wears me down inside. I've tried every type of remedy, from medications to herbal teas, from probiotics to yoga. Maybe the solution is to make you smell all my pestilential farts with your nose and your big tongue! What do you say?